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| Pizza Coupon
Kid Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.
Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.
When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."
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| Why Didn't You Take A Bus?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts Judge asks the defendant, "Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?"
Mr. Jones looks down, "I just had to get to work for an important meeting."
The judge keeps asking, "Well why didn't you take a bus?"
Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, "Don't you need a special license to drive the bus?"
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