Getting Married

And Scene Kid Jokes Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams "Are you an actress, auntie?" "No darling, why do you ask?" "Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

Getting Married Marriage Jokes Submitted by barber7796 A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love? "No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of my feelings, but at last I got the courage to the proposing point. I said 'Let's get married!'" "And what did she say? "She said, 'Good Lord, Who'd have us.'"

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