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| Conveyor Belt Job
Work Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
"I work at the end of a belt," I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?"
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| Thanks A Lot
Food Jokes
Submitted by HENNE "Oh no, not leftovers again!" complained my older sister when she saw the leftover meatloaf on the table from last night's supper.
"Young lady," responded my father sternly, "do you know how many people would love to have a delicious supper like this? You should be ashamed of yourself. Now before we start eating I want to hear you say grace thanking the Lord for this delicious meal."
"Thank you Lord for this delicious supper," muttered my sister submissively, "….again!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Don't Waste Your Time "Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy."
- Roy T. Bennett |
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