It Just Dawned On Me

It Runs On Water Misc Jokes Submitted by Marty Fred: I've invented a truck that runs on water. Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires? Fred: So it can run on water.

It Just Dawned On Me Political Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ... I think my dog is a member of Congress!

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