Christmas Choir

She Called Me Pretentious Marriage Jokes Submitted by Ryan Faidley My wife just called me pretentious. I was so surprised my monocle fell out.

Christmas Choir Holiday Jokes Submitted by wadejagz I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir. After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor." "You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked. "No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

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