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| How Much Do You Love Me?
Love Jokes
Submitted by antonina A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, "But it's morning, there are no stars?"
Boy nods, "Exactly."
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| Bank Enunciation
Money Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've been to the dentist."
"You should have used the drive-through," she said.
"Why?"
"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.
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| Thought Of The Day: Choose Your Circle Wisely "Choose your circle wisely. Your network determines your net worth."
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