She Told Me To Leave

Right Direction Star Wars Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson "Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?" "Off course we are..."

She Told Me To Leave Marriage Jokes Submitted by aod318 My wife packed my bags and told me to leave. As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!" I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

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