Need To See ID

Stolen Glasses Puns Submitted by Tristan Cook To the person who stole my glasses... I will find you, I have contacts!

Need To See ID Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by shanny33 An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old!" The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. "The tip's for carding me," he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."

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