Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

The Punch Bowl Misc Jokes Submitted by Chloe2015 My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch... I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.

Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Marriage Jokes Submitted by merk Dear Customer Service, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate

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