Don't Want to Hear It

Backward Rabbits Animal Jokes Submitted by ERS What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

Don't Want to Hear It Kid Jokes Submitted by ERS At the supermarket, a woman shopped with her four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out, "Mommy! Mommy!" while she tried to shop. Finally, she blurted out, "I don't want to hear the word mommy for at least ten minutes!" The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on his mother's dress and said softly, "Excuse me, miss."

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