Top Signs You're Bored at Work

I've Learned My Lesson Police Jokes Submitted by ERS I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop. "So, have you learned anything?" asked the cop. "Yes, I have," I began. "I've learned it's time to find a new way home from work."

Top Signs You're Bored at Work Work Jokes Submitted by wadejagz - You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year. - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island. - You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. - People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling. - No longer content with merely photocopying your rear, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop. - You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs. - The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

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