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The Man And The Dog Animal Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 There is an old story about the data center of the future. This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

Lesson Learned Teacher Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 My second-grade student came running up to me, whining. "Look what Robert stuck on my back!" It was a sticky note with the words "Kick me, I'm stupid" written on it. I took Robert aside and lectured him on how to treat people with kindness and the importance of being polite and encouraging. A few minute later, I heard, "Look what Robert stuck on my back!" It was that first little boy, holding another sticky note. This one said, "Kick me, I'm smart."

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