That’s Discrimination

The Good Thief Marriage Jokes Submitted by ajokes Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife.

That's Discrimination Police Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 My mother and father were driving when she was pulled over by the police. Mom was in a hurry and told the officer so. "I understand ma'am," he said. "But I have to ticket anyone over 55." Mom was beside herself. "That's discrimination!" she shouted. The officer explained calmly, "Ma'am, I meant the speed limit."

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