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| You Must Be Single
Food Jokes
Submitted by Gegg Smith A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier says: "You must be single?"
The man replied: "Wow how did you know that?"
Cashier: "Because you're not that good looking."
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| Military Computer
Military Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem.
They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it.
They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.
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| Thought Of The Day: It Comes From Experience "Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."
- Rita Mae Brown |
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