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One Good Turn

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Where You Going?
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Pshark1998

A very small boy was trying to lead a big St. Bernard up the road.

"Where are you taking that dog, little man?" asked a man watching the struggle.

"I"m going to see where he wants to go," was the breathless reply.

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One Good Turn
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

One good turn...

Usually gets most of the blanket.

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