Write You A Ticket

Maturing Puppy Love Love Jokes Submitted by Egbert Three years after the honeymoon it appears their puppy love had matured. "You don't love me any more," she sobbed. "You use to be so nice to me, and now you are always barking and growling." "What do you expect," he demanded. "You've always got me in the doghouse."

Write You A Ticket Police Jokes Submitted by HENNE Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."

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