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| Dental Terminology
Dentist Jokes
Submitted by Marty (Dentist) This is going to pinch a little.
(Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.
(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell.
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| Bed Ridden Grandma
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by kalcsa I asked my grandma what health problems ran in our family, for a school project.
She said she couldn't really think of any.
"So you've been pretty healthy all your life?" I asked.
"Yep." she replied contentedly.
"So you've never been bed ridden?" I went on.
"Lord yes, hundreds of times, and once in a buggy!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Worrying Is Like Praying "Worrying is like praying for something that you don't want to happen."
- Robert Downey Jr. |
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