When Your Brother Names Your Kids

Who Gets What? School Jokes Submitted by HENNE Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, "A good lawyer."

When Your Brother Names Your Kids Doctor Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A woman was rushed into the hospital in an ambulance as she was just about to give birth to twins. She wasn't able to reach her husband, so she left message with her brother, who was going to meet her at the hospital. At the hospital the lady was in such pain that she had to be sedated. A couple of hours after the babies had been delivered, she woke up and asked to see her children. "Doctor, could you bring my babies to me so I can name them?" The doctor replied, "You don't need to worry about names, your brother has already named them. "Why did you let him name them, he has no sense! What did he name the little girl then?" "De-nise!" replied the doctor. "Oh that's not too bad, I thought u were going to tell me he'd named her something awful. So what did he name the boy?" "De-nephew, of course."

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