Count on You

Alphabet Soup Kid Jokes Submitted by Anonymous The man in the cafe asked the waiter, "What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?" The waiter looked for a minute and said, "Learning to read sir."

Count on You Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on the doctor's back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!" "Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. "What do you think you're doing?" The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"

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