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| Little Dozing Johnny
Kid Jokes
Submitted by SirD Dad: "Johnny, go to bed. You're dozing off on the couch..."
Little Johnny (opening his eyes): "No dad, I'm not dozing... I'm just blinking reaaaally sloooowly."
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| Home So Early
School Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal."
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| Thought Of The Day: You've Done Too Little "You often feel tired, not because you've done too much, but because you've done too little of what sparks a light in you."
- Alexander Den Heijer |
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