He's Got Some Bad Habits

Impersonating A Politician Puns Submitted by Ryan Faidley I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing.

He's Got Some Bad Habits Word Play Jokes Submitted by Peter P. I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload. He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break. I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.

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