Nobody Tells Me What To Do

Why It's Called A Diet One Liner Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts Why is a diet called a "diet"? Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

Nobody Tells Me What To Do Work Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."

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