We're Like Football Players

Near-sex Experience Marriage Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 I just had a near-sex experience… My whole wife flashed before my eyes.

We're Like Football Players Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Examining his new will, the old man said to his attorney, "I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players." "How's that?" the lawyer asked. "Well, until I kick off, he doesn't receive."

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