Cut Some Canvas For Me

Turn Around Puns Submitted by Gegg Smith My GPS just told me to turn around... Now I can't see where I'm driving.

Cut Some Canvas For Me Word Play Jokes Submitted by merk I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me: "Certainly, what width?" Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

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