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| Steadfast In My Beliefs
Political Jokes
Submitted by Benjones A trusted aid was counseling the senator, "Some of your constituents are beginning to disagree with you."
The senator replied, "Keep tabs on them. When enough disagree with me to constitute a reliable majority, I'll turn around and agree with them."
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| Power of Advertising
Business Jokes
Submitted by barber7796 During a recent session of family court the wife was asked, "Why did you throw the pot of geraniums at your husband?"
"Because of the advertising, your honor."
"What advertising?"
"Say it with flowers."
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| Thought Of The Day: He's Looking Down On Us "I'm sure wherever my Dad is, he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
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