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| The Wrong Finger
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "It makes sense, don't you think? After all I married the wrong man."
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| A Dog's Life
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by merk A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.
"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food, and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."
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| Thought Of The Day: Every 11 Minutes "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
― Squidward Tentacles |
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