السبت، 11 يناير 2025

Fighting Little Willie

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A Break In Two Places
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by merk

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places.

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Fighting Little Willie
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly:

"Oh Willie, Willie! How often have I told you not to play with that naughty Peck boy!"

Little Willie regarded his mother with an expression of deepest disgust.

"Say, ma," he objected, "do I look as if I had been playing with anybody?"

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