New Year's Resolution Part II

New Year's Resolution Misc Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 This year I made my New Year's Resolution... To finish everything I sta...

New Year's Resolution Part II Family Jokes Submitted by CMatthewC A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout." "Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?" The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."

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