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A New Typeface
Religious Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

I'm working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

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Giving A Reward
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, "Hmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward."

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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is always zero.

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