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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two men came to the house to install the new kitchen floor. After they moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it didn't take long before the job was done. They started to leave without moving the appliances back. "Okay, but that's not in your contract. It'll cost you $50." I had no choice but to pay. But as soon as they were gone, the doorbell rang. It was the same two men. "Would you please move your car? It's blocking our van." "Sure, I'll move it. But it'll cost you $50."
What do blondes do with their asshole in the morning? Fix him lunch and send him to work!
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