الجمعة، 26 يوليو 2024

My Dog Did It Eat It

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Instructor: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Student: What are the two things?

Instructor: Your feet.

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My Dog Did It Eat It
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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Johnny, I have been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

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