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Beer Quiz

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Time for Pay Raise
Work Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

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Beer Quiz
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by nerdasaurus

Do I want a beer?

A) Yes

B) A

C) B

D) All of the above

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