Asking the Doctor

A Dog's Life Marriage Jokes Submitted by merk A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food, and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."

Asking the Doctor Doctor Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A man went to his doctor. When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, "My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?" "Of course," said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. "Will this be big enough?"

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[CyberJoke3000] August 21, 2024

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How do you build a city on a lagoon? Venice did it by driving millions of logs straight down into the mud. This thread shows the details.
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There was just no pleasing Bill. If Mary scrambled his eggs, he wanted poached. If she poached them, he wanted scrambled. So one morning, she decided to poach one and scramble the other, hoping for some approval. Eyeing his plate, Bill snorted, "Dammit, woman! You scrambled the wrong egg!"

Whoever said "a problem shared is a problem halved" was wrong. I learned this when I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.

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