الخميس، 3 أكتوبر 2024

Household Budget

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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.



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Household Budget
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Submitted by Merkv814

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.

Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."

"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

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