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Going Out?

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Going Out?
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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A woman drove to a parking garage searching for an open space, but she found none.

Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly pulled alongside them and rolled down her window. She called out hopefully, "Going out?"

"No," the man said, "we're just friends."


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