الاثنين، 7 أكتوبر 2024

Too Late

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The Complete Examination
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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Too Late
School Jokes
Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams

"Why are you late Freddie?" asked his teacher angrily.

"Please ma'am, it was late when I started from home."

"Then why didn't you start early?"

"Please, ma'am, it was too late to start early."

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