الخميس، 10 أكتوبر 2024

Save Me A Seat

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Submitted by Lloyd Grant

"I am overjoyed! Soon I will be able to payoff all my loans and at last be debt free.

I'm on my way to the bank, thrilled to know that in a very short while I will finally have all the money I need to begin enjoying life for once.

I am so excited I can hardly get my ski mask on!"

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Save Me A Seat
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Submitted by HENNE

A friend of mine and her husband were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday morning. They like to sit close to the front so they entered a pew in the second row.

Shortly after settling into the pew, an usher came up to them, tapped lightly on bench, and said, "Excuse me, this pew is saved."

Without missing a beat, the husband replied, "So are we."

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[CyberJoke3000] October 10, 2024

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CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along the winners of the 2024 (and some previous years) Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards.
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Worrying works. Most of the things I worry about never happen!

What does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer do on Friday nights? Goes down to the Elk's Club and blows a few bucks!


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Automation and technology have helped lower the rate of malnutrition in the world from 33% to 12% over the past 50 years. Here's a video showing some of them:
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I was so surprised when the stationary store moved.

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