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Shaking A Carpet

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Clear the Kitchen Table
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Submitted by Ryan Faidley

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

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Shaking A Carpet
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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's wrong?"

He replied, "It won't start!"

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"We need to talk," thought the caveman.

The doctor handed his 75-year-old patient a jar and ordered him to bring back a sample so he could do a sperm count. The next day, the old man returned to the doctor with an empty jar. "What's this?" the doctor asked. "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand—but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand—still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand—nothing. She tried with her left hand—nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out—still nothing. Finally, we called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too—and still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "Your neighbor?" "Yep. No matter how hard we tried, none of us could open that damned jar!"


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