A Shock in the Morning

Cactus Detector Misc Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus I'm no cactus expert... But I know a prick when I see one.

A Shock in the Morning Misc Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Today I scared the mailman by going to the door in my underwear. I don't know what scared him more, seeing me in my underwear or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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