Eight Adult Truths

Half-A-Day Of School School Jokes Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning." Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!" Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon."

Eight Adult Truths Misc Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 6. Bad decisions make good stories. 7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 8. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again!

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