Mixed Advice

Pain Relief Misc Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children... Just like the bottle says.

Mixed Advice Lawyer Jokes Submitted by maryjones Two friends met on the street after not having seen each other for some time. One of them was on crutches. "Hello!" said the other man. "Why are you on crutches?" "Car accident," said the man on crutches. "When did that happen?" "Oh, about six weeks ago." "And you still have to be on crutches?" "Well, my doctor says I could get along without them. My lawyer says I can't."

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