God Did It

Dozen of Nothing Marriage Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus My wife asked me why I call her 12? Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...

God Did It Family Jokes Submitted by merk Just as I arrived home after working the night shift, my wife told me to go checkout our five-year-old son's bed.  When I entered Jimmie's room, I saw that his bed had collapsed and the mattress was sitting on the floor.  "What happened?" I asked him.  He responded, "God did it."  Interesting, I thought, and went back to tell my wife.  Laughing she said that when she had heard the crash, she ran into Jimmie's room, saying, "Oh God, what have you done now?"

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