Rice Preference

The Pain of Childbirth Family Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries. "Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"

Rice Preference Marriage Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Steamed? Or fried?" Without missing a beat she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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