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Submitted by nerdasaurus

I think I may need professional help...

A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.

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Submitted by Kathy Harrington

Psychiatrist: "I have good news, Mr. Branson, after our sessions together, I've discovered that you absolutely do not have an inferiority complex."

Mr. Branson: "Oh, that's wonderful, doc! How did you find out?"

Psychiatrist: "I've come to the conclusion that you, are actually inferior."

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