Pregnant, Maybe?

Clingy Alien Puns Submitted by Gegg Smith What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.

Pregnant, Maybe? Doctor Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Sharon: I tell you, Doctor, even though I'm dieting, I'm still gaining weight! Doctor: You might be pregnant. Sharon: What?! That can't be, I use birth control pills! Doctor: That's not a hundred percent certain. Sharon: Then what is? Doctor: Abstinence. Sharon: Would you give me a prescription for it?

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