The Battle

It Takes A Village One Liner Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child... Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

The Battle Family Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children. Mother: That I'd like to see. Father: Take a look. Mother: Well, I'll be darned! That's our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that? Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I'd lost keys in the overgrown grass!

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