Forgotten How To Stop

Cougar With No Hearing Puns Submitted by Chloe2015 What happens when a cougar loses their hearing? They become a Def Leppard!

Forgotten How To Stop Family Jokes Submitted by Ryan Faidley A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man. She rolled down her window and yelled back, "What makes you think these are all mine?"

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