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| Little Johnny Goes Fishing
Sport Jokes
Submitted by maryjones Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.
On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it's a good thing we didn't catch any more of them than we did."
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| The $50 Cruise
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Jenmo1 A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad.
He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind. He wakes up tied to a barrel floating in the Atlantic Ocean. "Well, this sucks," he thinks out loud.
A second man floats by, also tied to a barrel. "Tell me about it," the second man replies. "This is worse than last year."
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| Thought Of The Day: If There's A Book "If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it."
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