Blind Date

The Lost $100 Bill Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Wife: Why are you late? Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Husband: No, I was standing on it.

Blind Date Misc Jokes Submitted by Marty Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch. Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date? Teen #1: I don't think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.

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