Tyranny of the Urgent

Uncle Roy Word Play Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy.

Tyranny of the Urgent Teacher Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. "What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!" "No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."

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